Marzipan's Answering Machine

Marzipan's

Answering Machine has gone through several different 'versions'..

Is this greeting an Abstract Thought or a duck?
Just as a note.. the voices sound a little strange for everybody. Matt has laryngitis mebe? *shrug*
6 messages
As Strong Sad calls to gush about the "VI Worshowski" DVD.. (who?), Marzipan leaves her keychain mace on the table.
Homestar Runner gets some advice in prank call making. "Bahhhh"
Homestar Runner makes up a good fake name. "Bahhhh"
Homestar Runner gets it right this t.. "BAHHH!"
Sugarface comes around and.. "gets one over by a long bow plate", or some such.
Strong Sad calls to confirm that he's too much of a wussy to even rent a DVD.. Marzipan gets the mace.
At this point, you can click on the tape to hear a sketchy sounding "Ron d-dardman" (?) from the credit card company, trying to confirm about a check with a signature that looks like an "underbite man". Woah: prank calls, creepy stalkers, check forgers, it's not easy being shaped like a bell ! :)
You can also click on the number of messages (one) to hear some Strong Bad Zone-style problems with translation

Marzipan is practicing for a spelling bee.
Before we start, know that Marzy got a new machine, after Strong Bad broke her last one
6 messages
The King of Town calls up to ask about a life or death matter
Cableman Jorjay calls about Marzipan's 'service'
The lyrical wondermind calls asking about disca-tapes, sneakin' and creepin' around
That Guy Strong Bad calls to give a psa about Tofu
Homestar Runner gives Marzy a peice of his mind. Has he many to spare? dunno :)
Homestar calls for that peice of his mind back
4 more messages
Strong Bad makes his best Prank Call Evah :)
Coach Z calls and fails to emulate his performance from A Jorb Well Done
Homestar Runner calls tp suck up
Strong Sad calls to be less gloomy than usual

Marzipan fails to be all French about it
5 messages
Coach Z turns the creepy stalker bit up a notch
Sweepstakes Ron stoup's, um, stoop's, to new lows!
Stinkoman got the wrong number. Woah!
Grape Nuts Robot botches another prank call attempt
Homestar Runner calls from WPKG, pointy-point five, after Sweepstakes Ron got the better of 'im

Spooky Halloween Messages!
5 messages
Strong Sad calls to let Marzipan know that he and Homsar shall get down and spiritual later that evening
Marzipan, snap, I mean Bubs, calls about tainted candy and kicking Coach Z in da crotch
Homsar um. calls?
Homestar Runner tries trick or treating over the phone. Very novel, I think :)
Safety Dan calls with some dubious safety tips

Marzipan leaves her musical greeting
6 messages
Coach Z has been hitting the soy sauce a little too hard
Homsar calls to thank Marzipan for the flowers, and makes an uncommon amount of sense
Constable Anybody calls Marzipan with the Good News, and proves he's British
Coach Z calls back to apologize and prove he's a creepy old man
HSR cold calls Marzy, and proves he's a dumpface
Strong Sad calls and.. I dunno.. somehow doesn't hang back up?

Marzipan is out doing some very important things
7 messages
Homestar miscalls and simultaneously fails to make his point
The King of Town calls to own up for all the prank calls
Strong Sad calls and waxes gloomy
Homestar calls to fumble making the same point he accidentally failed to make before (!?)
Strong Bad calls to say it was really him prank calling, and says "crap" a lot
Strong Sad calls to top off his gloominess record
Strong Mad proves he can't cut it :)

She's out looking at the fall colors. Leave her a message.
6 messages:
Mr. Nobody from the Toilet Patrol
Homestar Runner expresses his frustrations and blames it on Pom Pom
Strong Sad whines about his CD's. m00t now that he has an ipod ..
Homestar again.. I wonder what they were going to go see?
Strong Bad calls back, I mean for the first time, today, because his boxing gloves don't make good oven mitts :)
Coach Z calls to complain that Homestar's not getting any (!?)