October 24, 2004

Surch Turms

I know that some of us cobloggers make bones about how many sick and/or twisted search terms people use sometimes and wind up at their blogs.. or that they are #3 on google for sex with babysitters or .. whatever else (I honestly can't find the complaints now but I know I've read at least 3, and I figure I can keep Jake's page rank high at least ;)

For my part, however, it appears as I have some unusually highly relevant search terms leading folks to my site. So I figured I'd post tha list here :)

albinoblacksheep (yeah I slashdot lots of their stuffs :)
teen girl squad (comic on homestarrunner)
peasant quest (game on hsr)
gyrocopter (which I obsess about)
swf2xml (a program I've been trying to write! but haven't quite publisized (?))
automan lamborghini (yep, longhand for The Autocar :)
square one television (obsess, obsess)
math skit (these happen on Square One :)
bring back the 80 s (hey, that's me!)
automan bittorrent (I seed many of these, and when all else fails, fedex VCD's to New Zealand :)
the electric company tv show (Morgan Freeman would be proud of me :)
flipsiders the game. (it is, though, isn't it?)
monkey butts (This would be my embarrasing search phrase.. just don't know how it applies :)
styles of the 80 s (monkeyinabox would be so proud ;)
back to 80 (Strong Bad would have a thing or six to say about your grammar)
brainsurf (I ran this wiki, shut it down a while back)
lem sportsinterviews (Yes, he is very big at hsr!)
dreamwiki (I put this up in place of brainsurf. Nobody uses either of them though, not even me :)
autocopter (It started the neon floorlight revolution, 18 years early!)
israeli email web based (Well, I dunno, I talk about Gmail plenty)
80 s blogs (that's me again!)
80 s style (You're too kind :)
answering machine prank downloads (Strong Bad does this to Marzipan's answering machine at hsr)
aim icons teen girl squad (hsr provides these)
bj and the bear bittorrent (Someone commented about bj and the bear, though I've never heard of them..)
buck rogers bittorrent (Did someone mention Buck? Well if not, it's still wildly appropriate! and of course everything should be a torrent :)
watership down (should be a movie.. again :)
avseq (ok this one's got me puzzled..)
styles from the 80 s (no matter how you say it, ab fab babay!)
merydith (That would be Chris, he's a pal o' mine :)
homestarrunner.com > toons > strong bad emails > flashback (wiki breadcrumbs, anyone?)
jesse james correct spelling jessie (Oh, I wrote a whole article about this one!)
gyrocopter main prop (not connected to engine! w00t!)
80 s prom couple costume (Jack and Dianne? I didn't know what a prom was back then :)
these peoples try to fade me video (Coach Z at his finest; I will bittorent the video to anyone who wants.. but have I mentioned this? nope ;)
clothes of the 80 s (no need to clambor in my closet now..)
square one tv - nobody s inn (No, look, I am Ceril Nobody, and this is my Inn. What do you mean I sound like John Cleese?)
iperf (yep, I'm replacing it :)
extending credit to clients (wrote an article about this too)
jake gyllenhaal-hair (someone was watching bubble boy? All I did was rip on Donnie Darko :)
flipsiders game (w00t! I AM still emporer flipsider, ph43r m3h!)
gyrocopter torque roll (Sweet! I want to know how to do one of those! :)
full movie script prisoner of azkaban (I spit on you! trust me, the problems started before scripting began..)
how to have an orkut invite (only ask dear friend :)
anti-gmail (I know, do they irritate you as much as I?)
gmail invite (again, only ask.. though if many many people ask I may proxy through one of them free services :)
down adaward.com (down where?)
flash back 80 s costume (Flash Gordon mebe?)
home grown tomatoes song 80 s (I lurved that song! Same guys that did "Where's the Dress" if I recall properly ;)
lyrics nite mamas (Yes, I know I initially hated this song but now I lurve it. LIMOZEEEEEEEN!!)
square 1 math show eighties (Here, I'll make buttons. Would you like flipsider with that? :)
gyrocopter efficiency (I gush about this..)
iperf inetd (replaced with Saturate and Xinetd)
flipsiders (yes, my loyal subject?)
80 s businesses (ooo, I only blogged about these seperately :)
manimal download episode (someone kept asking me about these? I don't know what these were :)
teen girl squad buddy icons (see aim icons above)
pc under the 80 s (er.. under?)
p.oo.p (er.. really?)
most extreme elimination challenge (Right you are Kenny!)
80´s porn (Yes, there was some back then!)
numbah (Yes, I spell it this way plenteh!)
bring em back alive and bittorrent (not sure to what this refers? but go bt!)
homestar takin a break (featured in the strong bad email "huttah". Yes, I knew that off the top of my head :)
80 s halloween couple (Elvira and uh.. Burt Reynolds?)
ti 9900 assembler (yes, I speak that fluently thank you! go go ti/99-4a!)
automan on vcd (I shipped these to nz)
amur leapord (even if it were spelled right I wouldn't know what this was..
80 s tv show (they were great, weren't they? :)
extendies (???)
bittorrent ghostwriter pbs (Yeah I couldn't find them either)
the origional oregon trail (not only cool local history, but a rad 80's computer game!)
automan episode download (yeah, lemme know if suprnova's sputtering and I'll go reseed)
automan tv download (see above)
xp solatare (hey I just blogged about that half an hour ago :)
feed spider taranchula (taranchula's a band on hsr... so these guys got the wrong number :)
[snip some boring repeats]
avseq files (? oh I think this was during that VCD discussion..)
[snip]
michelena lasagna (they deserve their own food group you know; I'm about ready to buy stock in Michelena :)
britcom bittorrent (I have these too, Faulty Towers no less :)
where can i get the comparison of a sitcom made in the 80 s and a sitcom made in 2004 (I compare these all the time.. but.. do they still make any sitcoms?)
[snip]
schenectady crispies (hsr: They're so good, they taste twice!)
[snip]
atari defender (.. sucked.. TI-defender was much better :)
[snip]
it s tough being a box lyrics ("It's tough being a box.. but I'm living it up, I'm living it up, BOX!" .. no really, that is all the lyrics :)
[snip]
get pwned (do I LOOK like kevin mitnick? go view a jpeg with microsucks GDI+ if you wanna be pwned so bad :)
web app testing bandwidth (I'd recommend broadbandreports.com, though I'm making a non-web-app for that purpose)
phrase junk in the trunk (badunkadunk? I don't think I've ever brought that up.. (?))
anti gmail on yahoo (Go talk to Sarah Gilbert about it; I've unfairly labeled her as the queen of the anti-gmail push ;)
benendetto (hsr: Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch! Don't you give up! {Tearing up} You never gave me the five bucks... danka hrwiki and the academy ;)
[snip]
taranchula nite mamas lyrics (Nite Mama's was Limozeen you cretin! :)
[um.. snip ;)]

Posted by jesse at October 24, 2004 02:42 AM
Comments

I don't see myself listed as #3 under that term. I may have been in the past, but I don't see it now.

I do know, however, that it was still one of the most clicked on links on orblogs.com, which means Oregon Bloggers are a bunch of freaks ;-)

Posted by: Jake at October 24, 2004 09:44 AM

I swear there were at least two other times you guys mentioned all the wacky terms people were using to get to you and I can't find them times; but can you recall what I'm getting at? or have I lost it? maybe both? ;)

Posted by: Jesse Thompson at October 24, 2004 03:52 PM

I haven't stopped laughing from "monkey butts." Why does that bring someone to you, you sicko!!

Just kidding. People arrive at my site by searching for teenage boy prostitutes. I'm not kidding.

(By the way, your comments look different, or is it just me?)

Posted by: DeAnn at October 25, 2004 02:16 AM

What do they look different than? :]

Posted by: Jesse Thompson at October 25, 2004 03:19 PM